monsters, inc bloopers transcript

FEE, FI, FOE-. ), (A purple chameleon-like monster named Randall Boggs, uncamouflages and jumps out at Mike. Roz: Very good. Screams are heard from Sulley's inside door. Mike: I bet it's just waiting for us to fall asleep, and then, WHAM!! ), (Sulley and Mike watch as Fungus and Randall struggle to break free of the crowd. As they turn to the camera, the Monsters, Inc. logo appears over Mike, blocking him entirely.). Ah, sure we put the factory in the toilet, and gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now. A human kid!!!! The track rounds a post.). ), Sulley: (v.o.) (singing and dancing out of the lobby) You and me, me and you, both of us together! ), (Mike looks back and sees Randall approaching. (Needleman and Smitty load the defunct door into the shredder. Welcome to Monstropolis, a city in a world where monsters are just regular folks like you and me. Red alert! Celia is caught up in the stampede of fleeing patrons. Here we go. Times have changed. (to phone) Ha-ha, what can I say? ), (Desperate, Sulley begins to dance with the bear; anything to get her to stop crying. Boo roars at Randall.). ), (Mike frees his hand. Sulley and Mike cover their ears. The kid's awake! Mike was reminding me; thanks, buddy. Sulley punches a red panic button on the keypad. Help!!!! Like silly putty, Randall picks up Sulley's fur texture and color. Waternoose: I'll kidnap a THOUSAND children before I let this company die! (Randall and Fungus coming running down the hall, crashing after Sulley and Mike. The agent points it towards the kid just as a random monster walks between them. Hurriedly Mike and Sulley yank the shades closed. ), (Randall appears atop of the door, holding Boo in his many arms. By now Boo has reached the stage, close enough to feel the full impact of Sulley's roar. As he runs, a line of toy duckies caught on his tail quack along after him. MI is prepared for the future. (Ms. Flint rewinds the tape, then plays it. If-if-if you wanna go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest. Mike: That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. Sulley notices this turn of events. Oh, sure no problem. Sulley picks Boo up out of the chair. On the TV, a bank of lights illuminate and flare brightly.). (Sulley whimpers as he shows Mike the cube.). ), (Sulley opens the bathroom door, only for Rox to pop out. Mike: Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming. All doors must be returned. (Mike leans in closer to the garbage cube.). He comes to a stop in front of a portrait of Waternoose, and breathes a sigh of relief. (Sulley gives his fans a high five as Mr. Waternoose approaches.). A large crowd of MI employees murmur with concern about what will happen now.). Do you hear that? Mr. Waternoose: Aaah! A metal dome is bolted over the sock. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. Mike: Yeah, the one at station six. CDA Agent #1: If you could make that out to Bethany, my daughter (The geeks, Smitty and Needleman, emerge from a door, grab the trash can, and wheel it away. Randall disappears. Mike: Shh Schmoopsie Heh heh Shh, shh, shh. (Panicking, Mike grabs Celia and kisses her to keep her quiet, but this only makes Celia slap him. ), (Mr. Waternoose shoves Mike and Sulley through the door. Doors ride out of the vault and land in stations. Scientist: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC!!! Behind the pipes, Sulley backs into the darkness with Boo.). (Sulley jumps up, runs across the cave, and grabs the Yeti.). ), (Sulley picks up Boo's door card key and runs towards the exit. Coming through! Needleman: We just wanted to wish you good luck today. (Boo pops up from behind Sulley's shoulder. image/svg+xml The Magnus Archives (and, thus, these transcripts) is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. But when the big hand points down. Her hood flops open, revealing her scared face.). The Jumbo-tron reads "WARNING: CONTAMINATION ALERT", replacing the yellow circle with a black child inside.). We have a toxic projectile! Sulley continues. ), (Randall snaps to attention and disappears. Look at you! Sulley, Mike and Boo burst out of a door, hanging thousands of feet in the air. , (Crowd cheers as the piano music comes to a close). No, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. Several assistants follow suit. That was weird. Waternoose: (to CDA) Gentlemen, safety is our number one concern. Mike: Really? Mike: No, I'm not attacking you. (Mr. Waternoose is stunned. ), (Mike and Sulley are taking Mary to the scare floor. ), (Randall hears the commotion and turns around. You hear the winds of cha--?" Randall collapses to the ground, becoming visible again. ), (He follows the cords along the floor around the corner), (Randall sees that the machine has been unplugged. I got us a way out of this mess, but we gotta hurry. Mike: BOO?! Waternoose: (re: Mike and Boo) Don't let them get away! (Sulley has an idea. Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like Mike: (sighs) Listen, I need a favor. Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. ), Sulley: Uh, you go to sleep! DISNEY PIXAR ANIMATED MOVIE BLOOPERS | Monsters Inc., Toy Story, A Bug's Life FilmIsNow Family Movies & Trailers 892K subscribers Subscribe 30K views 2 years ago #Pixar #Bloopers. Through! Sulley: We have to get Boo's door and find a station. I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk (For the first time, Sulley turns, his eyes alive.). It'll bring down the house. Charlie: Oh, come on now, George. (Waternoose smacks Sulley, sending him flying to the floor. The VHS also had the bloopers during the credits, and VUDU's digital . Waternoose: I can't do that! Human kids are harder to scare. She sent me to my room. I mean, I don't. Uh-oh. (Mike closes his eye, not daring to hope). CDA agent #2: Please clear the contaminated area. Yowch! (to Sulley) How about you, big fella? Mike: There it is! That's got to be a new haircut. (Sulley drags Mike away. Randall: Everyone goes to lunch! Suddenly, Sulley is knocked back into the room, as if punched by nothing. taped to the clipboard backing is the now tattered picture Boo drew of herself and Sulley. (SMACK! Mike: Right. Sulley slowly lifted his head. Panicked, Sulley opens and slams the door, but nothing changes.). And the fact that laughter is ten times more powerful than scream had nothing to do with it. A brown wooden door comes down and it becomes activated.). Charlie: He's doing great! She is the one! Day care worker: (sweetly) My, what an affectionate father. You got us. Sulley and Mike walk out into the evening light.). (The room is lit by candlelight. How could I be so stupid? A child's closet door rides out into the Scare Floor on an overhead track. Celia: Thanks. ), (Boo jumps in front of the open door, but only sees her closet with her stuff in it), (The portal to the monster world has closed. The region lit up by the laugh's power radiates outwards from Mike and Sulley's window. It can happen. Sulley's nervous face is hit with light as he scans the room. (She's not getting it. Mike: (sighs) You want me to prove everything's on the up and up? (Sulley pitches Randall through.) Where is it, you little one-eyed crettin?! 2:23. (Randall grabs Fungus' mouth, shutting him up. While we're young here, Fungus! ), (The photographer's flash goes off, as the kid jumps onto the counter. Sulley sets her back in bed, then walks slowly to the door. (clears throat) Happy birthday. Suddenly, the whine of microphone feedback fills the room.). But, if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford. (Sulley finds Boo, hiding in the shadows, crying. ), (Sulley stops, scarcely able to believe what he's seeing.). You! No, no, no, no, no, no. Starring, written, and directed by Mike Sulley: And produced by Mike Wazowski. The drawing is crude, but its unmistakenly a picture of Sulley and Mary holding hands.). Randall materializes. (He opens the box and we see: "BUSINESS SHRIEK" magazine. (Tony tosses Mike and Sulley two pieces of fruit. Mike: Make it stop, Sulley! Charlie, Waxford and Frank: That was awesome! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Waternoose: (o.s.) Huh-?! For a moment, all is quiet. In the background of the photo, blurred but unmistakable, is Mike! ), Waiters: ! Mr. Waternoose: Tell that to the board of directors. (Mike nervously chuckles as a microphone dangles from above him). Sulley: (v.o.) (Mike, Sulley and Boo do a quick detour, avoiding the CDA.). Sulley scrambles to his feet and takes off. Sulley, Mike and Boo peek out from behind the door and see Waternoose and the CDA agents below.). Mike: (v.o.) ), (Boo's eyestalk and trash go tumbling down the garbage chute. The window of innocence is shrinking. You ready? The toys and kid junk from Boo's room -- which Sulley stuffed in the night before -- fall out onto George.). You just get the machine up and running, I'll take care of the kid. Mike: We're gonna get our lives back. The power shuts off.). Stunned, her face begins to redden, and her eyes well up with tears. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks (This diversion is more that Sulley can handle.). ), (She's pointing to the closet, mumbling.). Announcer: (v.o.) Hey! George: (to CDA agents) Hey, thanks, guys, that was a close one. (Sulley looks down at Mary who is wiggling and mumbling. Mike: I-I don't! He's trying to boost his numbers. Prepare for decontamination. We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called, um, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me! , (We cut to Claws crying in the back of the audience, moved by Mike's solo. Oh, boy, how do I explain this? ), (They nearly bump into a group of CDA agents, inspecting a trash can.). The lights in the room dim, and the animatronic kid resets. (Needleman realigns one of the Monster of the Month photosall of which depict Sulley) Smitty: Hey, it's still leaning to the left! Yeti: Ah, poor guy. Mike sits in the evaluator's chair.). You know, I hadn't even noticed. (Charlie, the assistant at the next station, turns to Mike.). Waternoose: W-what are you doing? Good night, mom. Rock music pounds as the door opens and Claws scrambles out of the room, sobbing pathetically.). A child screams in the distance. His nerdy assistant Fungus alternates the patterns. CDA Agent: I'll get him. That's a cute little dance you've got. Needleman: (o.s.) , (Mary opens her mouth, but the piece of cereal flies past her. Hello? Of course it's her door. ), (Randall, Fungus, and the off-screen crew members have a good laugh about that last camoflauge sequence.). Ready, Sulley opens her door. WE HAVE A 23-19!!!! ), (George leans on his crutch, nervously trembling as he stands in front of his door with Charlie.). The first stall door in the row suddenly slams open. He wants the door, I get the door. Roz: (sternly) Hello, Wazowski. Directed by Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Randy Newman Film Editing by Jim Stewart . And if I were handsome , Sulley: (v.o.) Waternoose: (stammers) B-butH-How'd you--?! Another door comin' right up. We're just two regular Joes on our way to work. So help me! (On the TV, there are beautiful shots of monsters happily living their lives.). Sulley: I'm going to head home and work out some more. Randall: I'm about to revolutionize the scaring industry. It travels away on an overhead track.). Let's see. (signing quickly) "From your scary friend Best wishes", (The geeks stop in front of a trash chute. Dodgeball was the best. ), (Celia kisses Mike on his mouth, and he feels loved by that. Then finally, a flush.). AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! (Celia turns with a big, bright smile. (Screen fades to and from black revealing the Monsters, Inc. logo as the pupil moves around. , Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) Claws: The kid almost touched me! Wait, wait, wait, wait. Mike's face is totally obscured by the bar code. (Sulley bursts into the room holding Boo, and Mike follows.). ), (A blizzard rages. (Sulley, Mike and Boo climb onto Boo's door.). Sulley gasps in horror. (The kid turns on a light, revealing Mike, sitting on a stool, microphone in hand.). Celia: (o.s.) Betty! The least you can do is pay attention! The day care monsters scream. ), (Randall camouflages, disappearing. Tell us where the kid is! Ow! She got away from you again?! Mike: Oh, now those were alphabetized!! Sulley: Boo? A microphone is thrust in his face.). Mike? Fungus! ), (Smitty has a hard time pulling the lever, which appears to be jammed. (A circular shower curtain flies up around George, yelping in terror. , (A male monster scream, which almost sounds like Tino Insana's voice, can be heard as the crowd of monsters run across the stage behind Mike. Okay, stop. THOR: RAGNAROK Bloopers Gag Reel Outtakes #1 (2017) Chris Hemsworth Marvel Superhero Movie HD. I hope we get a copy of that tape. Mike: (stage whisper) Great. Coming through here! ), (The sun sets over Monsters, Inc. A bell rings as the factory winds down. There's a human child! Success! Sulley: Mikey, there's a scream shortage. Aah! Betty! I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, (Pixar Animation Studios logo appears. Huh? Because of his height, we only see Ted's massive legs.). CDA Agent: (to fellow agent) Careful with that. Their silhouettes are visible as they pause in front of it. Look out! Look, you and I are a team. Now your time is up! Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. - Hey, look! Where are you going? A small shower head pops up, spraying disinfectant. She needs to be driven! Where will everyone get their scream now?! (It's no use, the agents have already disappeared after Mike. Oh, Sulley! Sulley: Here she is. Smitty: (calling after) Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan! (She giggles in her stall, enjoying the game. Jerry: (o.s.) He hears the echoey voices of Randall and Fungus, which grow clearer as Sulley gets closer to them.). (he steps inside.) ), (Mike pushes the dilapidated door over the side of the platform. (Mr. Waternoose and Flint escort the recruits out of the room.). I'm sorry we're stuck out here. Sulley: (yelling up to Ted) Hey, Ted! CDA Agents: (all shouting) 23-19! Oh! Sulley: (to Mary) Take care of yourself. ), (Boo thinks this is hilarious and begins laughing. Randall watches angrily. Photographer: (o.s.) The bear!! Sulley scoops up Boo and her door and heads for the Simulation Room.). Mike: Oh! Stay calm. (brightening) This is perfect! As the last two enter, they make room for). Soft moonlight illuminates the room. Mr. Waternoose corks the can.). Mike: Okay, okay! videos 2016. Boo's door will not reach their station before Randall. (Boo smiles and gives a little nod. Sulley has become a gruesome, terrible monster. Sulley: I'm sorry, Mike. Look, it loves it here! An agent rips the band-aid off. (Sulley picks up Boo and Mike and runs out. ), Roz: Guess who? film editor Casting By Matthew Jon Beck Mary Hidalgo Ruth Lambert Production Design by Harley Jessup Bob Pauley Art Direction by Tia W. Kratter Dominique Louis Makeup Department LeighAnna Frostad .

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