the loud house fanfiction lincoln cuts himself

(The Five of them hang their heads in shame. After he passed front door of his house Lynn jumped towards him to kick him in torso, screaming "Banzai!". - I don't have your strength, so I depend on my brain. Lincoln:Dang it, how are we gonna open it? (Lola then comes into Lisa and Lilys room). Leni - *sad voice* String, One Snowy December Morning in Royal Woods )That was the worst thing ever saw since last tuesday. *We see Lincoln sees ironing the sisters and he wipes some sweat off but Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa bombard Lincoln with unfolded clothes and he grumbles. (We open Lincoln waking, stretch and yawning.). The mean sisters run away with them. Lincoln calling Lynn, Lynniot came from the stories, A Disgraced Athelete and Spongebob Lincoln Power Hour. Lincoln:And by assistant, you mean slave. Danny:Whoa, there are human, girl and boy versions of you, Warren? Mecha Lisa is based off of Lisas robot character in A Dark and Story Night. Lynn cracking eggs in a mixing bowl and Luan adding flour. Lynn:Where are you threatening Lily? (pats Hops), (Lana throws the Pocket ball, and out from it comes a snake with green and yellow coloring. Lincoln: "I HATE YOU!" We would list them but I dont to get side tracked. (Lincoln, Linka and Warren try to slip away from them but Beulah ropes the coat rack, creating a makeshift trip wire. - Lincoln revealed to wear a pair of googles - Do tomboys cry? Loki:Hey guys, you wanna go to the movies tomorrow? Lincoln glares at them, snatches the bag and goes back outside. (A smell lingers and Lisa gags) And you can start with Lilys diapers. They roll off and land on the front lawn.). (We cut to Lincoln in the backyard, mowing the lawn. ), (The five girls kick off their shoes and they put their feet on the coffee table. Dinner's ready! (We cut to Lincoln playing with Bun-Bun and then Lola comes in. par | Avr 28, 2023 | time difference between perth and melbourne daylight savings | dippity bix australia | Avr 28, 2023 | time difference between perth and melbourne daylight savings | dippity bix australia Lola:(whines)I dont wanna chore, my next pageant is coming and I have to prepare. Why do you add those?! Lori: "I literally miss you too Lincoln." You dont cant someone elses catchphrase! (The montage ends with Lincoln going to his room and plopping down on his bed.). Lynn Sr (Off-Screen); Honey Where Are You? Can you try them on? Luan:Man, everyone in this universe are jerk faces! She charges at Mecha Lisa and she rams through her and herself through the window. YOU GUYS HAVE INSULTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME! Recent Additions. Lincoln:Eh, its a Deus Ex Machina. He then looked at his new shrinking watch and got an idea. I wouldnt break your nose either! Lincoln:Actually Donkey poop washes out easily. Lana:No, you havent because we fixed him! Lincoln:Okay, now I really dont wanna your chores! Lynn:Give it a rest, Stinkoln! I dont think youre weak, Lincoln. So be it on earth. Lincoln:Wait a minute, they didnt add lettuce, tomatoes, ranch or sour cream. Lynn:Hmmm, not good enough. (Lincoln sighs, and tips the teacup over while making a whooshing sound to make it sound like tea is pouring out. Hope you enjoy! (Lincoln gets on a stool and Luan starts throwing pies at Lincolns face. - What if I did go further? Im sorry, guys. Lincoln:(wakes up)Its okay. These are bad parents. The Louds have a hot tub for a week. This is gonna be ugly. We cut to a typical chasing scene, where everyone runs through different doors. I just really hate this version of Lola. It has three fingers and toes, most of which are dark green. Pan over to a baffled Lincoln . - You aren't as mature as I thought after all! Everyone was there. He starts grinding his teeth then he clenches his fists really tightly, his vein start becoming visible and his face turns red. Luan: You broke Mr. Coconuts' head. Lola:Yeah, but they are gonna punished? ), (Lynn runs over to Lincoln and she starts shaking him.). Lincoln was staring at her with trembling lips as tears form in his eyes. Besides Lincoln isnt that gullible. (Leni pulls Bun-Bun from her pocket and Lincoln gasps and hugs his little rabbit.). You're less than Pluto, not even a planet / When you hear my fresh rhymes, you're gonna say- (Beeps). Linka:And youve never destroyed any of my stuff. (Mecha Lisa engages two laser arm cannons and Lisa gasps in shock.). ), Lincoln:Wait, why were we still in there? Lynn:Phew, much better. (They come downstairs and they see Lynns lasagna on the table.). Lynn:(Snorts and Laughs)Nice underwear! Linka:Maybe in this universe, Luna saved Lincoln somehow and she was appointed his guardian. I better take her inside but first, I cant let the parental units see this mess. We pan up and we see the other arm and shoulder do the same thing as the first arm and shoulder. He Grab Lynn By The Neck And Begin Strangling Lynn Jr. Lincoln; It's Look The Strangulation To Get The Circulation. Otherwise this cycle of revenge will never get broken. LISA, GIMME THAT WATCH! Lori:That is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen! ), (Hops does some jabs and then a round house kick.). (El Diablo spews acid and it hits Lolas sugarbowl, melting it in the process.). We then see Lisa holding a handle she pushes and it creates a holographic shield. He set it quickly when she didn't see anything because of the smokescreen. ), (Lisa applied the ointment to his nose, and within a few seconds, the pain began to subside as the product did its work.). Now you have it! - Lana yelled - You tricked me and humiliated me at school! (Two music notes pop up in her eyes. - Lincoln asked, - I do. (Both arms fire at once, releasing a double blast that sweeps the front yard. You cant take this! Lincoln dodges the first attack, but is struck from behind when Lynn spins behind him and throws a backhanded punch. He was sitting on stairs near the next floor with shoes in his hands. Lincoln:(inhales deeply and sighs)Todays gonna be a good day. (The rest of the family is enjoying their time with beach activities) Lincoln: (takes off his sunglasses, deeply annoyed) But unfortunately only when im in the squirrel suit(puts the head back on) (Several moments pass. Lincoln: *starts to tear up* Lincoln: *tears down* *Meanwhile, Leni is making dresses* Leni: "There." Pull back; it is a bazooka-like weapon roughly the size of the main gun on an Abrams tank, and it locks into place, pointing straight ahead. He slams the door.). It was bouncing from everything it touched and quickly moving in whole room much to Lola's fear and Lana's satifsaction. Unbeknownst to Mecha Lisa, Regular Lisa is behind her and a few feet away from her. Dinner's ready! Lori:Okay, heres an idea. Lori:What does your phone say about our followers? That was bullying! Lola:But He knocked out my teeth and gave me a black eye! The milk soaks Mecha Lisa. This work could have adult content. When Lynn tries countering, Lincoln grabs her arm and elbows her forward. And stop calling me that! There was no one around. (They run back inside and they go upstairs but then the meaner sisters make it to the top and Luan pulls out a pie-zooka and starts shooting at them. Lincoln sits down on the couch and turns on the TV. (laughs)Get it? definitely not. Lynn Sr.:There you go, kids! (scratches all over her body) Lori: You are literally the worst brother ever Lincoln, you are bad luck. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. ), (Mecha Lisa fires at Lisa but Lisa dodges the shots with a some flips and fires back at Mecha Lisa. - Then you and I have similar problems. (Lori throws Bun-Bun to Luan and she runs to her room, Luna chases after her. Luna:Were not gonna extort our bro and shame on you for even thinking like that! Soon you go to middle school like me and there are a lot of bullies. Lori: "Its me, Lori!" He gets up and then aura powers up his body. Mecha Lisa leaves the room and comes back with a bottle. Leni:Good, now if youll excuse us, we gonna go washup for bed. At afternoon Lincoln returned home from his school, complaining about how bad day he had there. Smut ensues. - Lana commented enjoying being rubbed by Luna. Lexx:Yeah, we dont care that Linka still has a stuffed animal either. I wish I had that spell book so I can do those spells. Lynn:And I have to practice to for my game next week. We have to get started on our chores. - Lynn complained - So many bruises on my body. - Lincoln explained. She kept punching and kicking him like a training mannequin. Hops, I choose you! "I'm a royal Lincoln has had it. (kisses her cheek), (Lincoln, Linka and Warren blush and they grin.). Lincoln moved Bun-Bun's head in a nodding motion. Theyre literally not call out Lincoln for giving Lola a black eye and knocking her teeth or for breaking Lynns nose?! Do you want to see? Luan - *laughs* It gets funnier every time! Oh, and could you get some new toilet paper? We didnt mean for this to happen. (They come downstairs and they see Ritas Baked Rigatoni Pasta on the table.). Lincoln:Phew, I hate seeing my counterpart suffer. Lori:Ill sell all your clothes on the internet, Leni. (Mecha Lisa rolls in a chalk board and she fastly writes a Quantum Mechanics equation.). I know how much Bun-Bun means to you, Lincoln. Don't become what you fight against. What have you, *when the family arrived home* Rita: "You're still grounded for misbehaving with the Millers! Thats only the worst of it, you broke Lincolns toy. ), (On cue, Luan poked her head around the corner and cracked). You and your sisters have won an 100% off discount at the mall. Luan tells the same squirrel joke that Spongebob made in the episode, Squirrel's joke. I caught them with these Pocket Balls. Slipped out of the back door and glanced around. ), (The two clones phase back in Lucys body.). ), Lola:Oh Lincoln, quit being a baby! Lincoln's butt. Lincoln:Yeah, this is another Deus Ex Machina but this time, its an anime. (The hands are then thrust forward) WAAAAVE! Lola:There you are, Rotoro. And for what? Loni:Huh, then we better get some food for seats then. (Lana throws the Pocket ball, and out from it comes a rat, with gray fur, long gray ears that are tipped with pink. Luan:(Pulls out a shaker) I found the chili powder! Lori:Thats what makes us mean apparently. I liked your moves. This is my first brief writing. Lana:Wait! Im not thin-skinned! The sights zero in on him, "LOCKED" flashes below. As a result, Lynn is able to land more blows, before Lynn recovers and knocks her away. I can take the teasing! Lincoln: *at home* Lincoln: *Looks at a picture of Himself and Lori watching TV* Lincoln: "WOW." Lori:Listen twerp, you have 5 seconds to get out of here before I literally you into human pretzel! (Lana pops her head out of her room and Leni and Luna comes upstairs.). Lincoln:And risk them hurting Bun-Bun and shredding my comics? If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again. Lana, please, don't make same mistakes I did, don't suffer for my recklessness. Lincoln:No way! Alt. Lincoln; Luna Loud Is Rocking Out Of The House. Also I dont have problem with you calling me Stinkoln. Mecha Lisas eyes turn black). Rita:It shows you how it feels to be abused. Sprinkles and Eunice. Lana:Leave now, Lincoln. The sisters treating Lincoln like came from the story, Whipped by AndrewBrauer. Warning: This Story contains Blood, Gore, and Swearing. Leni post them on social media and she sees the rapidly numbers go up and Leni gasps in disbelief.). Lynn attacked Lincoln again but this time he dodged her and she hit wall instead. - Of course I would involve but good I didn't have to as all the problems were solved by yourselves. Im gonna not add a weapons systems or tickle function. Lori:Mean? (Lincoln gets dress and heads downstairs. Lynn:Okay, no. The figure revealing herself to be Lucy and she writes in notebook. Lana's "Pizza Time" came from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Spider-Man 2. She forced me to choreograph her ribbon dance even though I said no. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. And its between me and Lincoln. Lisa:I shall call this the ML-800 AKA Mecha Lisa. Leni: *turns to him* Leni: "Linky? Warren takes out a notepad and writes his number on two sheets. Mecha Lisa then uses Missiles that starts homing in on Regular Lisa, but Lisa ran as fast as she could to avoid the missiles. Lori: LINCOLN! Characters The Loud Family It Was Night Time At The Loud House. The Princess and the Everlasting Emerald: A Royal Woods Fairytale, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Lola:And because you and Lana saved some frogs. Mecha Lisa:Disappointing! Lori:Oh, my mom and dad texted us and they said you need to help do my nails, Help Lynn with her karate and help Lisa with an experiment and--. - Rough? *Lincoln pours laundry detergent in washing machine and turns it on. AND LISA, IF YOU USE ME TO TEST ANOTHER ONE OF YOU'RE STUPID EXPERIMENTS, I'M GONNA SMASH THEM INTO PIECE! Thats not fair! Leni:Okay, I may have fought with you, Lori but Ive never bitten you. - Lincoln, Lynn, Lola and Lana were surprised, - Did you see all of this? Eli:Everyone we're going to an island that James, Nunnally, Lincoln, Lana, Lisa, and I been on before it's called Isla Sorna Site-B. Lincoln: But you know what!? Lincoln dances his way through the hallways and he kills five more zombies. [please read the trigger warnings in a/n] Lincoln lands on his feet and he charges at Lynn and Lynn charges back. Its just a teasing nickname, Lincoln:(gets up)Now take care your ball and get my out of my sight. After she finishes, she removes her welding helmet.). ), Lincoln:Its one boy, ten girls and I wont trade it for the world. - Sigh, almost like mud bath. Lola:And how many more are you gonna catch? Well as I was saying Today's gonna be- AH CHOO!! Lola:But I dont care if Lincoln still has a stuffed animal. I fear myself because I know I am able to cause this. Luan: "FROST BUTT, Luan - Here we are Leni. YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS AND I'M NOT YOUR BUTLER! (Lisa opens her draw and takes out a needle.). Luan:Yeah, dont be so stuffed up! I wasn't sure about Lana, but you did came before me to stop her. Finally, we see Lincoln and the Nicer sisters on the couch while Lynn bushes his hair, Lori paints Lenis toenails, Lola rubbing Lanas feet, Luan paints Lucys fingernails and Lisa changes Lilys diaper.). Cecil: You mean more dangerous than a Rottweiler or a German, One day. Petty fun? Lori:Fine, well stop treating Lincoln like a slave. (throws her football at him and he falls to the floor.). (Finally, Lynn delivers supercharged punch to Lincolns face and he gets knock to the ground.). Lana:What?! Lincoln:I cant you did this me! 5,4,3,2, Lincoln:Okay, Okay! - His name is Zuko. by SylarDiaz. Lori:(Whispers)Nice work changing your phone name to Lynn Sr., Lynn Jr. Lynn:Thanks, nice job changing your phone number to Rita, Luan. (continues laughing)H-Hey, guys! You hate them! Lincoln's inner monologue is based Ash's inner monologue in Pokemon Indigo League. - You're so kind, little bro. (Lincoln runs forward and starts throwing some punches that Lynn blocks. (Lucy, Lisa, Lars, Levi and Bella smile a little bir). (Looks to Lily, who is still drinking her bottle. The Loud House Encyclopedia is a FANDOM TV Community. (gets off his bed ) Now its time to(takes his gaming glasses off the dresser and puts them down.)dance! - Then why didn't you just tell me this? )Oh, no. - No, it's Lynn. Lincoln: >angered, to Simon Well, you better take it back! Lori:Are you sure this is gonna work, Luan? Warren:Another reason is you all have done so many nice things for us, its hard to choose. Whatever would you do, you're still my sister. - Luna appeared, - Luna? Alt. Linka:But thats thing, I wouldnt be like this Lincoln. - Too far? Lola:I dont care, I get want! Lincoln:Ooh, this one should interesting. (takes off his glasses) Alright, Im ready, what about you? (Leni, Luna, Lucy. Leni:Sure, were gonna stay in here anyway. And this is where I got my can of string beans gag! Lincoln:That wasnt so bad. )Im a human balloon. And I want him to help me choreograph my dance! - said Lynn ashamed - You're right, I should have told you instead of attacking you and saying this trash. (Places the bottom of her palms together), (Lynn blasts a large red beam at Lynn. You knew the password! Lori:Thats not true! The art scene was inspired by the fanfic, Art of the Mess by Metool Bard. ), (We cut to outside where the siblings and theres a ladder leading against the house.). Her fist cocked back for a punch to take the gray head off its neck, Lisa charges in one last time. Beans, beans, the musical fruit. We also see the sisters siting on a long chair, wearing sunglasses and drinking lemonade. No wonder youre considered a meaner sister. (Lincoln and the nicer sisters chase after Lola but the mean "sisters chase after the group. We See Lincoln Walk Into Lisa's Room And Grab Lily. Bash Bandicoot is a spoof of Crash Bandicoot. (Lincoln looks up with an angry expression and tears in his eyes. Lincoln hitting Lola based off of Lincoln is Done and Diary of a Loud. (shows Mr. Coconuts without his head) Luna: You tore my guitar string, dude. My famous Lynn-sagna! Luna:The little dudes been bustin his butt all day. ), (Everyone gasps and then Lincoln tearing up but Lynn puts her arm around him and pulls him close. - Lincoln replied - I see you also have a bad day. Lincoln:Im sorry! I can't wait to have fun in the- Ah CHOO!! Luan:Oooh, I wonder what anime-me is up to? I can't believe you got Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily involved with all of this! Lincoln: *gets on the bus* *a few minutes later* *He arrived in Detroit* Lincoln: *sees the casagrandes building* Lincoln: "This is it." Luan winks at Lisa, who is confused and puts snow balls on (Lisa presses the button on the remote and the helmet shocks Lincoln and he screams. - Lincoln put scissors back on its place - If you told me, this whole situation would never happen. - I took Oh! Lola: Hey, Lincoln! Lisa:Farmer bot, I want to straighten up this garden. I can imagine Leni falling for that but not me. ), (The tenth sister comes crawling in and the figure reveals herself to be Lily and she does cute pose. )Intiating playlist. He looked at her, his eyes were full hurt. Lana:Yeah, big brother. Leni:But he probably wanted to watch something. (The Nicer sisters gasp with excitement). "Lincoln," screams Luan "Guys, he's . Luan:And because you, Luna and Clyde went to a concert together. Lincoln:Thats not true! Lynn:We been thinking, why should we have Lincolns services for only one day. Lincoln and the remaining sisters make it to the up and Lincoln runs to Lynn and Lucys room. Lynn's Super Loud transformation is based off of Super Saiyan God. - Lincoln and Lana said in unison proudly - We will have our revange! Stop blubbering, boys don't cry!". Fanon Lori counting came from Put a Bid on It by Weavillian. ). Lynn:(snickers)Thanks, Lincoln. Luna:And now you can give Lincoln Bun-Bun and his comic. We pan to the other leg and out comes another laser cannon. Lincoln:But you and Lola arent against each other. ), (Mecha Lisa lunges towards Lisa and tries to strike her with punch but Lisa jumps out of the way. "We have to go now, remember?" Lincoln then facepalmed as he nearly forgot what he had planned for the day. Anime Bitey is based off of Pikachu and Raticate, Anime Hops is based off of Croagunk, the poison and fighting type. Lynn run up on the stairs but she slipped half way to Lincoln and screamed out of surprise. - Lynn said - How were you immune for pain when I was hitting you? That is coolest frog Ive ever seen! James:Good idea. Luan:No, because that pun doesnt work in this context because none of us mention ice. Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily get off the bus, looking sad.). I wanted him to take level in badass and take his revenge. ), (Mecha Lisa throws several more punches at Lisa but she dodges all of them and jumps backwards.). Warren:You bet! Lisa:I assure you that these things take time. Because we are closer you know. Lori:Two weeks? Lincoln:Anything for one of the nicest sisters. Lynns eyes widen in disbelief), (Her spirit goes back in her body and Lucy reads another spell.). for fun. You want a peanut butter and jelly? (she stumbles as another Lucy appears. How else could I see this? The Meaner sisters watch them sit together and tears start welling up in their eyes. Lisa:Wow, ML! Plot Summary :Lincoln gets a new classmate who has a crush on him and so sees him as a saint and berates the sisters for being "mean" to him. Luna:Wait a minute, if Lily knew the password the whole time, then why didnt she show the five of the or Lincoln? This is the first official robotic duplicate of myself. Lori gives unpleased look.). Lynn:Oh, yeah! - Lincoln asked. I am sporty and strong enough to defend myself when you merely train your hands on game pad. Lynn:This burrito looks almost too good to eatalmost. The figure reveals itself to be Lori, posing with one her hand on her hip and her phone in other hand. stefan salvatore comes to mystic falls with one thing in mind; elena gilbert. She darts straight to front yard and meets up with Lisa.). Nobody threatens my frog buddy! Linka:And boys, I think youre all the best brothers in the world. It made her fall from stairs and got hit multiple times in all limbs. Everyone is gathered. We also see Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa peeking outside the dining room and they are also next to land line.). (Lincoln, Linka and Warren get up and stand infront of everyone.). Are you crazy?! - I shall be first! 800 in Mecha Lisa's name comes T-800 the Terminator. - Luna said - Now Lana. I feel like Im gonna die. Because thats what it seems. (stretches and assumes a fighting stance)Okay, good to go! If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). James:Yeah Eli:Now let's get a boat and shove off! Lincoln:(Bewildered)Did milk just come out of me. Now, Ill be at many places at once. We then see Mecha Lisa puts baby powder on Lilys butt and she wraps the diaper around Lily. Linka:Sure, I hope the seat wont grumbling while get to the movies. Lori:In fact, all of us hate the versions of the five us. - Consider it as a punishment for too rough play. WARNING: The following contains some insenstive material that could be triggering to some readers. One Lucy is enough. Lynn:(Brandishes Bun-Bun)Yeah, well we have Bun-Bun! Lincoln:I mean me and Linka had some one on one bonding with each of you. Luan, you made me your assistant. Rushing forwards, she attacks Lincoln. Lincoln push kicks Lynn forward and punches Lynn to ground but she gets up and cracks her neck. (covers his butt). I promise you that Id spar with you today. Lori: I'm just messing with you, I'll get pepperoni for my half, what do you want on your half? Lincoln got away and got stuck to a fallen fruit. Just then, she hears a couple of knocks on her and Luna's bedroom door. Lori:I may tease you a lot, Lincoln, but I wouldnt call you a mistake. Youre just as bad as rest of them. He'd just finished a science project at Clyde's house, and let's just say it ended with both him and his friend drenched in soda and glue. - Lynn tried to stand up still crying - I do this so you could learn how to defend yourself from bullies. Lisa:You look most oversized posterior Ive ever seen. Rita:And to think you girls could actually get away with this! They probably caused them to run away or something. Online since 1995, here for your office equipment needs! She saw Lincoln is gone but she detected his footprints leading towards kitchen. (Lola grabs Bun-Bun and the comics. An example quiz about Writing.Com that uses Correct Scoring. ), (Lana lunges at Lola but she dodges and runs away.). The Thats no good! line came from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. (He reached inside and grabbed a milk carton, as well as a loaf of bread and two jars of peanut butter and Jelly.

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